Welcome, kind sir!

Like we all have a day off, Dad or no, but Dad's need a day off. Or a day on, like a Dad's day on! Except, instead of on you can take it off! Fantastic! Who thought that by being in magic land (or as some like to call it "the internet") you could take a day off! Exciting and magnificent! Don't question if you're not a Dr. Dad, because why would you question a day off? No one would be that absurd to not take a day off. No one. So welcome to a place where all Dad's can take a day off.
-Conrad