Ok, so I'd like to raise the topic of ghosts losing weight. It's a weighty! excuse the pun, issue is soon to be addressed. Lets say you were fat when you died. And your ghost turned into a fat ghost. Because you're fat. But you come to an epiphany, and you want to lose weight. Its time for your fat ghost to be skinny. You want the ghost next door to notice you. Then. YOU CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING GHOST IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL TO ANYONE. So you're stuck like that. So as humans lets start to make life easier for all ghosts and make sure to be thin.
-Conrad
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