Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Notes on Zombie Parties.

Get out of your costume. Now. If you don’t, what will happen if the actual zombies come? “Oh, look at how wonderful that costume is!” Then the costume starts ripping off your best friend’s arm. There’s blood on your mom’s redone kitchen, people start screaming, then the world ends. Every time there is a zombie party that’s the chain of events that go through my mind. Zombies aren’t like they used to be. They are smarter, can swim, and sometimes play trombone. They know if they go to a regular party everyone will flip out and run away. But zombie parties present them a unique opportunity for mayhem. You know in Serenity where they dress their ship up like a crazy one so that they can go to that place? Yeah. That was cool. Unlike your zombie party. So get out of that costume, because if you camouflage a zombie, you are with the zombies.

-Conrad

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