Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Fist Full of Family

Someone wrote a letter to my friend saying, "You drive me into a sexual rage". This is how I think she should have responded.
That's funny I feel ALMOST the same way. Except, you are like a brother to me.
Which leads me to quite a quandary because although I have sexual? feelings towards you I can't let them be seen. Because it's illegal. But if you really want to, we can move to Alabama. Where it's legal. And actually is looked up upon. Kind of like tea, in the regal sense. Except it's having sex with your brother. Not drinking tea. Which is good for you. Having sex with your brother isn't really bad for you per se, but it might be bad for our kids. You don't want our kids to have 20 eyes and feet of a duck. Because, living the life of a duck through human eyes is very depressing. I just don't hate babies, and I hope you feel the same way.
Love,
Anonymous
P.S But not love like sex I hope (hope's all we got here).
-Conrad

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